Firstly - Facts about Hitler.. bizzare version

1. Hitler had only one testicle.

2. Hitler dated, and got down with, his niece

3. Hitler was one kinky Fuhrer.

4. Hitler’s first love was a girl he thought to be Jewish.

5. Hitler invented the concept of the blow-up doll.

6. Hitler never allows anyone to see him while he is naked or bathing.

7. Hitler refuse to use cologne or scents of any sort on his body.

8. No matter how warm he feels, Hitler will never take off his coat in public

9. If Hitler begins speaking about Wagner and the opera, no one dares interrupt him. He will often sermonize on this topic until his audience falls asleep.

10. Hitler has no interest in sports or games of any kind and never exercised, except for an occasional walk.

11. Hitler staff secretly made films for him of torture and execution of political prisoners, which he very much enjoyed viewing. His executive assistants also secured pornographic pictures and movies for him.

ok... now on his horoscope reading.....

he's a taurus and an aries in mix. simply because he was born on 20 April 1889.

-quick tempered, demanding and too forceful to get their way. can be physically violent.

-slow moving that they become lazy or dull. They can also be ruthless, jealous, brutish, greedy, and sometimes blind to reasoning or logic.

-Leadership, authority, Rebirth and beginnings, to push an issue forward in his life, self confidence, matters of the self and the personality, healings for the face head and brain, good time to start things but it does lack staying power.

-Love, Real Estate, material gain, healings for the throat neck and ears, things begun now have excellent staying power, seeding of a relationship, skills, vehicles, possessions, and patience.

waaaaalaaaaaaaa... now i knw who is hitler.