1. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!
"lets go lets go everyone.. throw your chicken from the highest place u can get.. or even from a plane.. that's should break the record fare n square!!"
2.Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone!
"hurm if that's the case... pyramid of Giza should be once... called... Pyramid of pillows"
3.The Martin year in earth days is 687 days. A year is the length of time it takes the planet to revolve once around the sun.
"wouldn't it make mars i supposed.. famous with old people who want to be twice younger... hurm let be... when you say.. you are 100yrs old on earth.. you can say i'm 50 here.. but that not gonna change the fact that you're already cripple.. but.. people die young in mars"
4.A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation!
"any beheaded punishment will be useless for cockroaches.. but.. i know a traditional method to kill it... stomp it like u stomp the yard.. with style and heart full of rage and grudge!! but make sure u dont miss it on first strike.. or else... "
5.Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings!
"ok folks.. what are you waiting for let's drink apples.. hurm so what should i call a coffee made of apple.. coppeel?? "
6.Most lipstick contains fish scales!
"but don't praise your girlfriend saying this.... you lips are beautiful as fish scale.. no matter how expensive her lips stick is.. or it'll be the end of you.. but no wonder their lips look shiny like fish scale.. ooopss don't tell anyone.. it's between us.. "
7.The electric chair was invented by a dentist!
"hurm i wonder why they invent it in first place... no wonder people afraid of them.. is not the dentist.. it's the chair .. it's the chair.. hurm maybe by shock their patient using high voltage electricity gonna make their tooth easily come off.. a button a tooth... what a day"
8.Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the dark!
"wow.. that's cool.. let say.. i'm a afraid of the dark.. since lightbulb is already invented.. i should.. switch on the switch.. how easy.. but before lightbulb was invented.. where does people got their ideas.. hurm.. they always get it after a lightbulb flashing right beside their head.. maybe before that.. it was a firetorch.. or a candle.. so convinient.. aren't they?"
9.101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie.
"what happen to the other characters... no wonder they are silly since they don't get.. what you called parent's teaching.. they lack of love.. oh.. i know why they get rid off the parents.. most of it.. because they think parent don't watch cartoon.. so it didnt bring any income.. as a boycott of parent acting.. they get rid of it in the cartoon.. so wise.. indeed"
10.In the 40's, the Bich pen was changed to Bic for fear that Americans would pronounce it 'Bitch.'
"what happen if in 40's.. when they're advertising their pen.. where a smart student say..i got straight A's.. because of bic..americans will think something go like this.. hurm he got straight ass because bitch.. what the fuck..untill that student say.. bic's pen are the best..they go out to find any bitches and ask for a pen..that's beyond imagination"
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